While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.
Andrea Dworkin

We laugh and laugh, and nothing can ever be sad, no one can be lost, or dead, or far away: right now we are here, and nothing can mar our perfection, or steal the joy of this perfect moment.
Audrey Niffenegger

I only began to sing because I couldn’t get a job as an actress.
Barbra Streisand

A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
Bennett Cerf

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton

Some minds remain open long enough for the truth not only to enter but to pass on through by way of a ready exit without pausing anywhere along the route.
Elizabeth Kenny

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox

If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.
Erma Bombeck

Frida Kahlo
Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light.

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
Gail Parent

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.
Gloria Steinem

Once you can laugh at your own weaknesses, you can move forward. Comedy breaks down walls. It opens up people. If you're good, you can fill up those openings with something positive. Maybe you can combat some of the ugliness in the world.
Goldie Hawn

That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.
Gloria Vanderbilt

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Irina Dunn

Jane Goodall
It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.

Humor and laughter are not necessarily the same thing. Humor permits us to see into life from a fresh and gracious perspective. We learn to take ourselves more lightly in the presence of good humor. Humor gives us the strength to bear what cannot be changed, and the sight to see the human under the pompous.
Joan Chittister

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.
Katharine Hepburn

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Lily Tomlin

I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.
Linda Ellerbee

Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Mae West

I'm single because I was born that way.
Mae West

If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher

Marie Curie
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.

The truth is, I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let men sometimes fool themselves.
Marilyn Monroe

He who laughs, lasts.
Mary Pettibone Poole

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson

Maya Angelou
Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It's the sweetest thing one can do for oneself & one's fellow human beings.

The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
Nora Ephron

The beauty of the world, which is so soon to perish, has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
Virginia Woolf

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